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(mukanje)

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(nervozno brbljanje)

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(mukanje)

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NE BRINI SVI.

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PUCAĆU JE
SA MOJOM JURIŠNOM PUŠKOM.

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MOVE ROVER !

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Ja ću se pobrinuti za ovo.

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DANG, STVARNO sam htela
DA PUCAJU NEŠTO.

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(groktanje)

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LOOK OUT !

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KRAVA U OPASNOSTI.

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HUH ?

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NISI
PRAVA KRAVA.

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(pištanje)

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"STRIPERELLA IZNENAĐENJA.

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"MRTVA SI"?

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(pištanje)

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POTROŠNI KAKODARI,
CRASHPADS.

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STUNTMANS SUPPLIES ?

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NE BI TREBALO
NABAVKE "STUNTPERSON" ?

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(mukanje)

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♪ Stripperella ♪

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♪ Stripperella ♪♪

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Imao sam najgoru noćnu moru.

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DRŽAO SAM GOVOR
PRED SVIM OVIM LJUDIMA

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A ONDA SAM SHVATIO
BIO SAM U DONJIMA!

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BILO JE TAKO SRAMOTNO!

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HEJ, EROTIKA I--

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(dahće)

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UGH !

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OH KEVIN,
TAKO mi je žao.

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JA SAM SAMO PRAVI SKOČKI.

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NEKO POKUŠAVA DA ME UBIJE
I ČINI ME NA IVICI.

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NEKO POKUŠAVA
DA TE UBIJEM?

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NE-- NE JA.

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NEKO POKUŠAVA
UBITI... NEKOG DRUGOG

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I TO JE STVARNO
STRESING ME.

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HEJ, EROTIKA,
IMATE SEKUNDU?

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SURE.

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SEKUNDU... MINUTU..
DOŽIVOTNI...

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SADA, ZAŠTO NE
ONA JE UDALA NJEGOVE LICE ?

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UM, PITAO SAM se,

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KAKO SE OSEĆAŠ
IZLAZITE SE SA NEKOM KOJEM RADITE?

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UM, NEMAM
PROBLEM SA TIM.

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TI NE RAZMIŠLJAŠ
NEPRIKLADNO,

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DA MOGLO
KOMPLIKOVATI SE?

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NE, AKO DVIJE OSOBE ŽELE
BITI ZAJEDNO TREBALO bi--

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GUN !

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HI-YAH !

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EROTIKA,
ŠTA JE SA VAMA?!

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TO JE JEDAN OD NJIH NOVIH
NOVOSTI MOBILNI TELEFONI

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TO JUST
IZGLEDA KAO POSTUPKA!

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VIDI ?

54
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Ne znam
ŠTA JE U MENU.

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SAMO PRETERIVAM
NA SVE--

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BOMB !

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EVERYBODY DOWN !

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HUH ?

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sta si uradio
UČINITI TO ZA ?

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ZA TO JE BILA TORTA
PENZIJA MOG TATA!

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TAKO mi je žao--

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Pa, trebao bi
BE SORRY !

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MOJA MAJKA
IPEKAO TU TORTU

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TAČNO PRIJE
ONA PREMINLA!

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PA, GDE SMO BILI?

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UM, MOŽDA SADA
NIJE DOBRO VRIJEME.

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Trebao bih se vratiti
TO THE TUNES.

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Pricat cu kasnije.

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OK.

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ALI AKO STO ZNAČI,

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DEFINITIVNO MISLIM DVIJE OSOBE
KOJI MOGU ZAJEDNO RADITI.

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UH, EROTIKA,
MOŽDA--

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UHH !

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AHH !

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PRITISAK OVOG ŽIVLJENJA
DVOSTRUKI ŽIVOT DOLAZI DO ME.

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OSJEĆAM SE ODGOVORNOM ZA
CIJELI SVIJET

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I IMA
Čovjek na poslu koji mi se svidja

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A ZA MENI JE NEMOGUĆE
DA SE BILO BLIŽIM BILO KOME

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JER JA UVEK MORAM
LAŽI KO JA ZAISTA SAM.

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Nisam dobar lažov.

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IMA
MRAVI U MOJOJ KUHINJI,

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MOJ WC SE PRAVI
SMEŠNA BUKA,

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I POVRH SVEGA TOGA...
NEKO POKUŠAVA DA ME UBIJE.

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KOŽEŠ SE.

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SAMO JE TEŠKO
ZBLIŽITI SE NEKOM.

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ŽELIM SE ZALJUBITI
ALI OSJEĆAM SE TAKO ČUVANIM

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ZBOG MOG TAJNOG ŽIVOTA.

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STRIPERELLA, ŽELIM TE
DA STISKAM JAJA.

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Oprostite?

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MOJE STRESNE LOPTE.

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MISLIM NA
MARKETING IH,

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ALI SAM JOŠ
TESTIRANJE IH.

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OVDJE, MOŽETE IMATI
NEKI OD MOJIH "TESTISA".

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KAD STE POD STRESOM,

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ŽELIM DA ZATVORIŠ OČI
UZDI DUBOKO,

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I KANALISITE SVE VAŠE
NEGATIVNA ENERGIJA U MOJA JADA.

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( dahtanje i grcanje )

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WOW, ZNAS,
VEĆ SE OSEĆAM BOLJE.

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Uh, DA...

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Doneću ti još.

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DA ZGRABIM JOŠ TESTESA
IZ MOJE LOPTE VREĆE.

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(prskanje)

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O MOJ, POGLEDAJ TO,
GOLA DAMA.

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NE VIDIM TO.

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( telefon zvoni )

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Oprostite, to je MOJE
TELEFON PILULE ZA KONTROLU RAĐENJA.

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Moram uzeti ovo.

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JEDNOM SAM PROMAŠIO
I UPAO SAM U VELIKE PROBLEM.

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ŠEF STROGANOFF,
AGENT 69 OVDJE.

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( Stroganoff )
Striperela, trebam te
da me upoznamo

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na starom polju kukuruza
odmah,

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hitno je.

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Odmah dolazim.

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(vrane grakću)

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( telefon zvoni )

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ŠEF OVDE.

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ŠEF,
U CORNFIELDU SAM.

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GDE SI ?

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KOJI CORNFIELD ?

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sta si ti
PRIČAMO O ?

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Zvala si me i rekla
DA VAS OVDJE.

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NE, NISAM JA.

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PREGLEDAM
NEKO JE HAKOVAO

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NAŠE TAJNE ORGANIZACIJE
SISTEM DA VAS NAZOVE

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I UČINITE DA IZGLEDA TAKO
DOLAZIO JE SA MOG BROJA.

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onda verovatno
koristio kompjuter

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da odgovara mom otisku glasa i
prevariti te da ideš tamo.

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VEROVATNO JE TO OSOBA
KO JE POKUŠAO DA TE UBIJE.

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Pa, moram da bežim.

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VRIJEME ZA MOJE
INJEKCIJE BOTOXA.

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NEVIDLJIV KIŠOBRAN OTPOJAN,
NE IZNEVAJAJ ME SADA!

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DAMN INVISIBLE
BULLETPROOF KIšobran.

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UBIĆU TE JOŠ!

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"Ubit ću te,
STRIPPERELLA.

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„TI ZAISTA
OVAJ PUT IMAO SREĆU,

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„ALI NE MOŽEŠ POBJEĆI ZAUVIJEK.

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"OZBILJNO,
VAŠI DANI SU ODBROJANI.

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„NEĆU STATI SVE
TI SI DELO...

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Ups, to je bilo
TREBALO DA REĆI 'MRTAV'."

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(dahće)

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GOSPODO, STAVITE SVOJE
RUKE ZAJEDNO

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ZA OČARNO,
ODUZETNO, ODLIČNO,

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EROTICA !

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(vuk zviždi)

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(razbijanje stakla)

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AHH !

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HUH ?

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uh...

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IMAMO JOŠ KOLO
APLAUZA ZA EROTICU!

150
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SADA, PRIPREMITE SE ZA GIZELLE

151
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I NJEN ZAČINSKI DAN
NA HOKEJ.

152
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ooh,
IMAM ZAMBONI...

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HVALA ZA
POKRIVANJE ZA MENE.

154
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Ne znam šta je
USPIO ME U POSLEDNJE.

155
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OH, NEMA PROBLEMA.

156
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ZNAŠ, RAZMIŠLJAO SAM
O STA SI GOVORIO

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O DVIJE OSOBE
NA POSLU ZASTUPANJE...

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STVARNO ?

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HEJ, ZNAŠ DA POSTOJI
FESTIVAL STAROG HORORA

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OVOG VIKENDA,
DOWNTOWN.

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VOLIM HORORE.

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OH, ODLIČNO, VOLIM
HORORI TAKOĐE.

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WOW, IMAMO
TOLIKO U--

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(pištanje i vibriranje)

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Oh...
Moram da idem.

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AAAGH !

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NE POVREDI ME,
NEMOJ ME POVREDITI!

168
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WHEW-- AAH !

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OOPSIE...

170
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ŠEF STROGANOFF, AGENT 69
IZVJEŠTAVANJE NA DUŽNOST.

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(zujanje motorne testere)

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ŠTA RADIŠ?!

173
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IZVODIM BRIS.

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ČEKAJ!

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NE MOŽETE NASTUPITI
OBREZANJE
SA MOTORNOM TELOM!

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RIGHT !

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HVALA BOGU
Ja nisam vjernik.

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Oprosti, WIENSTEINS,
MAZELTOV.

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PA, ZAŠTO TI
POZOVI ME OVDJE?

180
00:09:10,272 --> 00:09:12,440
ZNAMO KO JE
Pokušavam da te ubijem.

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SZO ?

182
00:09:13,742 --> 00:09:15,477
SPECIJALNI AGENT 14
POPUNIT ĆE VAS.

183
00:09:15,477 --> 00:09:18,079
POŠALJITE SPECIJALNOG AGENTA 14.

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ŠEF...
STRIPPERELLA.

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MOGAO SAM NAPISATI RUKOPISU
ANALIZA NA SKYWRITING.

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NE BI BILO LAKŠE
DA URADIM ANALIZU RUKOPISA

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OD JEDNOG OD TIH
RUKOM ISPISANE PRIJETNJE SMRTOM ?

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DA, ALI OVO
BIO SMEŠNIJI.

189
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U svakom slučaju, NAŠAO SAM DA
SKYWRITING JE DIREKTNO PODRŽAVANJE

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WITH
POTPIS OD...

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QUEEN CLITORIS.

192
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PRIMJETITE FANCY
PETLJE NA "E".

193
00:09:49,311 --> 00:09:50,612
KRALJICA KLITORIS ?!

194
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TO JE BILA KLITORIS
ISPOD TE HAPE?

195
00:09:52,781 --> 00:09:54,082
ONA MORA BITI LJUTNA

196
00:09:54,082 --> 00:09:55,817
JER SAM JE OMETAO NJENE PLANOVE
DA DIVI SVIJET.

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OČIgledno JESTE
STIMULIRAN KLITORIS

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I DOBIO JE
SVE JE RADILO.

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MISLIM DA TREBA
ZAVRŠI JE.

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00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:02,757
U PRAVU SI, NE MOGU SAMO
ČEKAJTE NJU

201
00:10:02,757 --> 00:10:04,926
DA ME POKUŠA UBITI... OPET.

202
00:10:04,926 --> 00:10:05,794
Ja ću
DOVEDI MI JE.

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00:10:06,227 --> 00:10:07,529
KAKO?

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00:10:07,529 --> 00:10:10,565
NAMAMITI ĆU JE ONOM
ZNAM DA NE MOŽE ODOLITI.

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00:10:10,565 --> 00:10:13,601
NAJVEĆI NA SVIJETU
LATINSKI LJUBAVNIK, ARMANDO.

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00:10:14,035 --> 00:10:18,373
MISLIM DA ZNAM JOŠ NEKOG
KO NE MOŽE ODOLITI ARMANDU...

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00:10:18,373 --> 00:10:20,542
STRIPPERELLA.

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00:10:20,975 --> 00:10:22,711
Pa, valjda
ON JE NEKAKO SLADAK.

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00:10:30,085 --> 00:10:32,687
Oh, prosto ne mogu da verujem--
Oh, HVALA.

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AHHH...

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STRIPPERELLA ?

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00:10:37,459 --> 00:10:39,194
ARMANDO,
Samo sam te morala vidjeti.

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ŽELIŠ DA POTPIŠEM
ZA VAS PRIMAK MOJE KNJIGE,

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"KAKO VODITI LJUBAV,
ARMANDO VAS NAUČI."

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NE, PA, DA,
Voleo bih to.

216
00:10:47,435 --> 00:10:48,737
ALI TO JE SAD
ZAŠTO SAM OVDJE.

217
00:10:48,737 --> 00:10:50,038
Čekala sam u redu
DVA I PO SATA

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00:10:50,038 --> 00:10:52,640
DA TI KAŽEM DA JE MOJ ŽIVOT
U OPASNOSTI I TREBA MI VAŠA POMOĆ.

219
00:10:53,074 --> 00:10:54,809
ONDA MORAŠ IMATI MOJU POMOĆ.

220
00:10:54,809 --> 00:10:57,846
ARMANDO ĆE SE VRATITI DA VAŠ POTPISAŠ
KNJIGE I TVOJE SIKE KASNIJE.

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00:10:57,846 --> 00:10:59,581
ALI, ZA SADA,
ARMANDO MORA IDETI.

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00:11:00,014 --> 00:11:03,051
JER, JA SAM
NAJVEĆI SVJETSKI LJUBAVNIK.

223
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TO JE MOJ POKLON,
TO JE MOJE PROKLETSTVO.

224
00:11:06,521 --> 00:11:09,557
AWW...
AWW... AWW...

225
00:11:09,557 --> 00:11:11,292
IDEMO.
OOH !

226
00:11:11,726 --> 00:11:12,160
LEONARD ?

227
00:11:12,594 --> 00:11:13,895
STRIPPERELLA ?

228
00:11:13,895 --> 00:11:15,196
KAKO SI
ZNATE MOJE IME?

229
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:19,100
OH, UH,
Čuo sam je kako govori.

230
00:11:20,835 --> 00:11:22,137
PRIČEKAJTE MALO...

231
00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:24,739
HOW DOESSHE
ZNATE MOJE IME?

232
00:11:29,944 --> 00:11:31,679
( Stroganoff )
ZASNOVAN NA NAŠIM
PRETHODNI NADZOR

233
00:11:31,679 --> 00:11:32,981
KRALJICE KLITORIS,

234
00:11:33,415 --> 00:11:35,583
ZNAMO DA ONA ČESTO
ARMANDOVA WEB STRANICA.

235
00:11:35,583 --> 00:11:39,921
POSTAVLJAM PORUKU NA
KRALJICA KLITORIS NA VAŠOJ STRANICI,

236
00:11:39,921 --> 00:11:44,259
KAŽEŠ DA ŽELIŠ NAPRAVITI
LUDI STRASNI VUPI ZA NJU.

237
00:11:44,259 --> 00:11:49,030
SADA SVE ŠTO TREBA DA UČINIMO JE
ČEKAJTE DA ODGOVORI.

238
00:11:49,030 --> 00:11:51,633
ARMANDO, HVALA
TOLIKO ŠTO STE NAM POMOĆI.

239
00:11:51,633 --> 00:11:53,802
AKO BI KO MOŽE DA SE PODNOSI
KLITORIS, JA sam.

240
00:11:53,802 --> 00:11:55,970
HEJ, MOŽDA KADA
Gotov sam sa njom,

241
00:11:55,970 --> 00:11:59,007
JA ĆU SE SA TEBE,
AKO ZNATE NA ŠTA MISLIM...

242
00:11:59,007 --> 00:12:00,308
Oh...

243
00:12:00,308 --> 00:12:02,477
♪ STRIPPERELLA I ARMANDO
SJEDI NA DRVETU ♪

244
00:12:02,911 --> 00:12:05,513
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
PRVI DOĐE--

245
00:12:05,513 --> 00:12:06,815
PRESTANI !

246
00:12:06,815 --> 00:12:09,417
K-I-S...
KUVANJE ?

247
00:12:09,417 --> 00:12:11,586
BINGO !

248
00:12:11,586 --> 00:12:13,755
KLITORIS JE ODGOVORIO!

249
00:12:13,755 --> 00:12:16,791
ONA ŽELI DA ARMANDO
UPOZNAJTE SE VEČERAS U PONOĆ

250
00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:19,394
U BARU ZVAN
"MOKRO MJESTO."

251
00:12:19,828 --> 00:12:20,695
MOKRO MJESTO ?

252
00:12:20,695 --> 00:12:21,996
MOKRA MJESTA...

253
00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:23,731
MALO JE
RUPA U ZIDU,

254
00:12:23,731 --> 00:12:26,334
NA UGLU KANALNE ULICE
I BUSH DRIVE,

255
00:12:26,334 --> 00:12:28,069
TO JE U
OKRUG ZA PAKIRANJE MESA.

256
00:12:28,069 --> 00:12:30,238
ARMANDO ZNA
GDJE JE VLAŽNO MJESTO.

257
00:12:30,672 --> 00:12:32,841
MOŽEM MIRISITI KLITORIS
PRAVO NA NAŠIM VRHOVIMA PRSTIMA.

258
00:12:37,545 --> 00:12:39,280
U redu, GOSPODO,
BOLESNIKA?

259
00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,316
(čovjek)
UZMI DVA ASS-PIRIN I
ZOVI JE JUTRO.

260
00:12:42,316 --> 00:12:44,051
EVO CAT.

261
00:12:44,051 --> 00:12:46,654
(vučji zvižduk)

262
00:12:54,462 --> 00:12:56,197
(vučji zvižduk)

263
00:13:10,945 --> 00:13:12,680
(vučji zvižduk)

264
00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:24,392
(vučji zvižduk)

265
00:13:32,633 --> 00:13:34,802
(vučji zvižduk)

266
00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,381
I TAKO,
KAD SAM POD STRESOM,

267
00:13:47,381 --> 00:13:49,550
JA SAMO STISKAM OVE loptice
I OSJEĆAM SE BOLJE.

268
00:13:49,550 --> 00:13:50,851
OVA DVA
SAMO SESTOVI.

269
00:13:51,285 --> 00:13:52,587
IMAM MNOGO
ODGOVORI NA TO

270
00:13:52,587 --> 00:13:54,322
SAMO NEĆU
Reci bilo šta.

271
00:13:54,322 --> 00:13:55,623
PA EROTIKA,

272
00:13:55,623 --> 00:13:57,792
POSLOVAO SAM VAŠ SAVJET
PITANJE NEKOGA NA POSLU.

273
00:13:57,792 --> 00:14:00,828
TRAŽIO SAM PERSEPHONE DA IDE SA MNOM
NA HOROR FEST U PETAK.

274
00:14:01,262 --> 00:14:02,129
oh...

275
00:14:02,563 --> 00:14:04,298
PERSEPHONE JE DJEVOJKA TI
RAZGOVARAMO O POSLU.

276
00:14:04,298 --> 00:14:06,901
ZNAO SAM TO.

277
00:14:06,901 --> 00:14:08,202
REKLA JE NE.

278
00:14:08,636 --> 00:14:12,106
WOW, NE MISLIM PERSEPHONE
IKADA REKLA NE MUČKU.

279
00:14:12,106 --> 00:14:13,841
UZMI OVO, POSLE SVEGA TOGA

280
00:14:13,841 --> 00:14:16,877
REKLA JE DA NE VERUJE
U IZLAGANJU SA LJUDIMA NA POSLU.

281
00:14:16,877 --> 00:14:17,745
TO JE ODLICNO!

282
00:14:18,179 --> 00:14:19,480
TO JE ?
NE...

283
00:14:19,480 --> 00:14:21,649
Zaista sam htela
DA IDE NA TAJ HOROR FEST.

284
00:14:21,649 --> 00:14:25,119
HEJ, HEJ HTELA DA IDEŠ
I NA HOROR FEST!

285
00:14:25,119 --> 00:14:26,420
SIGURNO DA !

286
00:14:26,420 --> 00:14:28,589
EROTIKA, ŠTA KAŽEŠ
NAS DVOJE...

287
00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:30,324
DA...

288
00:14:30,324 --> 00:14:32,927
ODRŽI GOMILU LJUDI
SA POSLA I IDEMO SVI !

289
00:14:32,927 --> 00:14:34,228
VOLEO BI!...

290
00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:35,963
IDI SA SVIMA.

291
00:14:35,963 --> 00:14:37,698
(pištanje i vibriranje)

292
00:14:37,698 --> 00:14:39,000
Oh, to je GLAVNI...

293
00:14:39,433 --> 00:14:41,602
mislim,
KUVAR.

294
00:14:43,337 --> 00:14:44,205
ŠTA JE, ŠEFE?

295
00:14:44,205 --> 00:14:45,940
BILO JE MALO
PROMJENA PLANOVA.

296
00:14:46,374 --> 00:14:47,675
KLITORIS PREBACENI
SASTANAK SA ARMANDOM

297
00:14:47,675 --> 00:14:49,410
OD PONOĆI DO 10:00.

298
00:14:49,410 --> 00:14:50,711
10:00 ?

299
00:14:50,711 --> 00:14:52,013
TO JE SAMO
ZA DVA MINUTA.

300
00:14:52,013 --> 00:14:53,748
VEROVATNO TREBALA
ZVAO TE PRE ŠEST SATI

301
00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:55,049
KADA SAM PRVI SAZNAO,

302
00:14:55,049 --> 00:14:57,652
ALI SAM GLEDAO D.V.D.
OD "DNEVNIKA Bridget JONES".

303
00:14:57,652 --> 00:15:00,688
PROŠLO JE VIŠE ŠEST SATI
IZBRISIH SCENA.

304
00:15:00,688 --> 00:15:02,857
DA LI STE ZNALI
ONA RENEE ZELLWEGER

305
00:15:02,857 --> 00:15:05,893
DOBIO 475 FUNTI DO
IGRAJTE DEO--

306
00:15:18,039 --> 00:15:20,641
KRALJICA KLITORIS ?

307
00:15:20,641 --> 00:15:24,545
ARMANDO, LJUBAVI MOJA...

308
00:15:24,545 --> 00:15:26,714
GEWW...

309
00:15:27,148 --> 00:15:28,015
EWW...

310
00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:32,353
Mislim-- Oh, dušo, TI JESI
BAŠ KAO DA TE SE SJEĆAM.

311
00:15:32,353 --> 00:15:35,823
TAKO SI SEKSI...ISH.

312
00:15:36,257 --> 00:15:38,859
DOĐITE, PRIDRUŽITE MI SE.

313
00:15:47,535 --> 00:15:49,270
ŠAMPANJ, LJUBAVI MOJA?

314
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:51,439
O Bože, DA.

315
00:15:51,439 --> 00:15:53,174
( chug-a-lugging )

316
00:15:55,776 --> 00:15:58,813
POLJUBI ME,
TI LATINSKI HUNK.

317
00:15:58,813 --> 00:16:00,548
UHH...

318
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:22,236
STRIPERELLA, MOJA BEBA !

319
00:16:22,236 --> 00:16:26,140
OH, POMOZI STRIPERELI,
MY BABY !

320
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,911
MOJA BEBA JE ZAGLAVLJENA
U ONOM POŠTANSKOM PREDUZEĆU!

321
00:16:34,381 --> 00:16:37,418
Hteo sam da pošaljem OVAJ PAKET
I ZBUNILA SAM SE I--

322
00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:39,587
OK,
SPASIĆU VAŠU BEBU.

323
00:16:39,587 --> 00:16:41,756
Ali žurim se.

324
00:16:46,961 --> 00:16:50,431
ARMANDO,
Delujete rasejano.

325
00:16:50,431 --> 00:16:52,600
SAMO VAŠIM, uh...

326
00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,769
LJEPOTA ?

327
00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:57,805
VRAĆIMO SE
U MOJU TAJNU ZLO LAGU.

328
00:16:58,239 --> 00:17:01,275
MOŽDA BI TREBALO OVDJE ZADRŽATI
ZA MALO-- AAH !

329
00:17:04,745 --> 00:17:06,914
(bebi brbljanje)

330
00:17:10,818 --> 00:17:12,553
OH !

331
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,589
O, DUŠO!

332
00:17:17,324 --> 00:17:19,927
JEDNA DRUGA STVAR,
DOŠLO je do nesporazuma

333
00:17:19,927 --> 00:17:22,963
I NAPISAO SAM PISMO SVOM ŠEFU
NAZIVANJE GA "VELIKI, DEBELI IDIOT"

334
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:26,000
I TREBA GA VRATI
ILI ĆU BITI OTPUŠTEN.

335
00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:27,735
MOŽETE LI MI POMOĆI
NAĆI GA TAMO?

336
00:17:28,169 --> 00:17:29,904
NE!

337
00:17:31,205 --> 00:17:32,506
pa
HVALA ZA NIŠTA!

338
00:17:39,546 --> 00:17:40,848
ARMANDO ?

339
00:17:44,318 --> 00:17:46,921
STRIPERELLA, Stigla sam
Čim sam mogao.

340
00:17:46,921 --> 00:17:48,656
NISU OVDJE,
NEDOSTALE NAM IH!

341
00:17:48,656 --> 00:17:50,824
ARMANDOVA LATINSKA,
HUNKY ŽIVOT JE U OPASNOSTI

342
00:17:50,824 --> 00:17:52,559
I ZA SVE JE MOJA KRIVA!

343
00:17:52,559 --> 00:17:53,427
NE BRINI.

344
00:17:53,861 --> 00:17:56,463
ZAMJENILI SMO ARMANDOV BUBREGE
SA UREĐAJEM ZA PRAĆENJE.

345
00:17:56,463 --> 00:17:57,765
NJEGOVI BUBREG?

346
00:17:57,765 --> 00:17:59,500
NISI MOGAO SAMO
ZALJEPIO NEŠTO ZA NJEGOVO TELO

347
00:17:59,934 --> 00:18:00,801
ILI STAVITI NEŠTO
U NJEGOVOM DŽEPU?

348
00:18:00,801 --> 00:18:03,404
ON JE VEĆ IMAO
U NJEGOVIM DŽEPOVIMA.

349
00:18:03,404 --> 00:18:04,705
SADA, PRESTANITE GUBITI VRIJEME.

350
00:18:04,705 --> 00:18:08,609
IDI SPASI ARMANDA I LIZNI
KLITORIS JEDNOM ZA SVAKADA!

351
00:18:15,115 --> 00:18:18,585
(žena na navigatoru)
Nastavite u
pravi pravac.

352
00:18:19,887 --> 00:18:22,056
Skreni lijevo
na sledećoj desnoj strani.

353
00:18:23,357 --> 00:18:27,261
Napred, naći ćete
grmolika rupa.

354
00:18:27,261 --> 00:18:30,297
Armando je tu
ovde, negde.

355
00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:34,201
ARMANDO MORA BITI
OVDE NEGDE.

356
00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:39,406
ON MORA BITI UNUTRA
OVAJ BUSHY TUNNEL.

357
00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:47,214
MMM, TO JE BILO ODLICNO.

358
00:18:47,214 --> 00:18:50,250
UČINIMO TO PONOVO.

359
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,853
NIJE
TRI PUTA DOVOLJNO?

360
00:18:52,853 --> 00:18:55,022
Rekao sam
UČINIMO TO PONOVO!

361
00:18:55,456 --> 00:18:57,191
( Stripperella )
TI ĆEŠ RADITI
OPET NIŠTA!

362
00:18:57,191 --> 00:18:58,492
STRIPPERELLA !

363
00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:00,227
STRIPPERELLA
VODITE ME ODAVDE!

364
00:19:00,227 --> 00:19:01,528
DA TE IZVESTI ODAVDE?

365
00:19:01,962 --> 00:19:03,697
ARMANDO, MISLIO SAM
IMALI SMO NEŠTO...

366
00:19:03,697 --> 00:19:07,167
NE, SAMO TO MORAM
USTANITE RANO NA POSAO SUTRA.

367
00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,469
ZVAĆU TE...
OBEĆAVAM.

368
00:19:08,469 --> 00:19:10,204
BAŠ SI
SVAKI DRUGI MOM.

369
00:19:10,204 --> 00:19:11,505
SAMO STE HTELI
IMAJ SEKS SA MNOM,

370
00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:14,108
A SAD ŽELIŠ
NIŠTA SA MNOM!

371
00:19:14,108 --> 00:19:16,710
Nisam htela da imam
SEX SA VAMA, VERUJ MI.

372
00:19:16,710 --> 00:19:18,445
DAĆU TI
DVA IZBORA, KLITORIS.

373
00:19:18,445 --> 00:19:20,180
I MOŽETE
DOĐI TIŠO,

374
00:19:20,180 --> 00:19:22,783
ILI DOĐI VRIŠTATI
NAKON DA TE OBRADIM.

375
00:19:22,783 --> 00:19:25,386
UOPŠTE NE DOLAZIM.

376
00:19:25,386 --> 00:19:27,121
MISLIM DA ĆU DA BRAJU
OPCIJA BROJ TRI.

377
00:19:27,554 --> 00:19:29,289
To je onaj gdje je
UBIĆU VAS OBA !

378
00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:31,458
(vrišti kao žena)

379
00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,193
ONA IMA pištolj,
ONA IMA pištolj!

380
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:35,362
Idite tamo
BY STRIPPERELLA.

381
00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:37,097
(cvileći)

382
00:19:37,097 --> 00:19:40,134
DA VIDIMO,
KOGA DA PRVO PUCAM?

383
00:19:40,134 --> 00:19:42,736
(razmišljanje)
NE STRIPIRAJ SE, STRIPPERELO,
SAMO UZMI DUBOKO.

384
00:19:43,170 --> 00:19:45,773
Oh, zelim
IMAO SAM SVOJE STRESNE LOPTE...

385
00:19:47,508 --> 00:19:49,243
Oprosti, ARMANDO.

386
00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:50,978
( hrskanje )

387
00:19:50,978 --> 00:19:52,713
GAAAH !!!

388
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:54,882
OOHHH !!!

389
00:19:55,749 --> 00:19:57,918
Oh, osjecam se mnogo bolje.

390
00:19:57,918 --> 00:19:59,219
Šta je to bilo
SVE O ?

391
00:19:59,219 --> 00:20:01,388
HAH !

392
00:20:01,388 --> 00:20:04,858
Radilo se o tome
KREIRANJE DIVERZIJE.

393
00:20:04,858 --> 00:20:07,461
SADA JE VRIJEME DA IDEMO
CENTAR, KLITORIS.

394
00:20:07,461 --> 00:20:08,762
(stenje)

395
00:20:08,762 --> 00:20:10,931
(visok glas)
MOŽE LI NEKO POZVATI LEKARA?

396
00:20:10,931 --> 00:20:14,401
PREFERENCALNO
SEKSI DOKTORKA?

397
00:20:27,848 --> 00:20:30,884
Oprostite, znam da jesmo
U SRED NIČEGA,

398
00:20:31,318 --> 00:20:33,487
ALI ZNATE LI DA LI IMA
KUPATILO OVDJE ?

399
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,090
UH-HUH...

400
00:20:37,825 --> 00:20:40,427
ZAR TO NIJE NAPUŠTEN
INSANE ASYLUM

401
00:20:40,427 --> 00:20:43,030
GDJE SVA DJECA
UBIJENI SU PRIJE 10 GODINA

402
00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:44,331
VEĆ VEĆ ?

403
00:20:44,765 --> 00:20:46,500
DA...

404
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,536
PA KAD MORAŠ DA IDEŠ,
Moraš ici.

405
00:20:56,910 --> 00:20:59,947
LEONARD, MOLIM VAS...
NIJE TAKO TISKO.

406
00:20:59,947 --> 00:21:04,718
(vrata se škripe otvaraju u filmu)

407
00:21:04,718 --> 00:21:06,019
Oh, nemoj ici
IN TAMO!

408
00:21:06,019 --> 00:21:07,321
NE UDITE TAMO!

409
00:21:07,321 --> 00:21:08,622
(žena u filmu)
Ahhh !

410
00:21:08,622 --> 00:21:12,092
Oh, ona je ušla tamo...

411
00:21:12,092 --> 00:21:14,261
Zaista mi je drago
MI smo ovo uradili.

412
00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:15,562
I JA.

413
00:21:15,562 --> 00:21:16,864
Ahhh !

414
00:21:16,864 --> 00:21:19,032
(splat)

415
00:21:42,022 --> 00:21:44,625
♪ Stripperella ♪

416
00:21:45,926 --> 00:21:48,962
♪ Stripperella ♪